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Name: yana
Country: United States
State: Illinois
Metro: Chicago
Birthday: 4/28/1987
Gender: Female


Interests: I'm interested in a vast ensemble of things. I guarantee that we will find something to talk about including, but not limited to, the Illinois Congressional Debate Association, the wonders of Yearbook, Dracula, Garden State, American Beauty, tennis, boys, my boyfriend, communications, bats, clothes, the latest obnoxious fashions like the pointy shoes in Europe, etc.
Expertise: I was a State Champion Congressional Debater in 2005. I also play tennis on a regular basis, and I like to think of myself as an expert designer for advertising and journalism. I'm also great at certain other things that should not be mentioned here lest my parents find out...but you are free to ask.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Research


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AIM: ElfishRain05


Member Since: 9/16/2005

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

I'm sick of this blog.  Bai, guys.

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006



They look like this, btw.


I want a puppy.  Really badly.  I actually picked the exact breed of puppy that would be perfect for me once I'm out of school.  It's called a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, and I want a little baby girl puppy so much.  They don't let them into the dorm, though, so I really can't get one now, but as soon as I'm in my own apartment, I'm getting one.  Totally.


Friday, April 07, 2006

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAVID!



SCENE:
Yana is driving this guy Jess home from work.  Jess is a Mac Specialist, who often works in the back room fixing computers and installing data.  He's has a couple of inches on Yana, has an average build, and shoulder length hair, normally worn in a pony tail.  Jess also wears a scruffy goatee and rather menacing looking earings through both ears.  He has the air of somebody whose life didn't quite go his way, but he has a distinct intelligence and a rather keen insight into people.

Yana:  So I went to the petstore the other day, and saw these lovebirds.  They were adorable!
Jess: You know I have a lovebird, right?
Yana: Really?  Can I see it?
Jess: (hesitantly) Sure...If you want.

Yana pulls up to Jess's street, and attempts to parallel park.

Jess: How are you at parallel parking?
Yana: I've had practice.
Jess:  Okay...you have a couple inches.  Just pull back until you tap that car back there.
Yana: WHAT?
Jess:  Pull back...and tap that car back there.
Yana: You want me to HIT that car?
Jess: Well...yeah.  That's how you parallel park in the city.



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